I make a lot of embarrassing noises when startled but this tops them all
:\ and that includes the time someone thought there was a bird in the building ugh ugh
do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons
can’t sleep without holding onto a motherfucker
4chords and 20 years ago
Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?
because youre racist
you really need to save things like this in your drafts and read them out loud a couple of times before you decide to hit publish now.
groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.
"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."
That also explains why they grabbed Gamora instead of Peter when they were on Xandar and Rocket was yelling “The boy! Not the girl! Learn genders!” Implying that the binary gender system doesn’t exist in Groot’s world
THERE IT IS AGAIN! THERE IT FUCKING IS! i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!! THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!! BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING. THIS SHIT IS REAL. THIS IS REAL SHIT. SHIT THAT HAPPENED.
"what kind of anime do you like?"
- psychologically damaging
- the fate of the world is at stake
this paradox space update hurt my heart because you know who would have played a long winded tabletop rpg with terezi
when u have ur music on shuffle and u hear the first note of welcome to the black parade
why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises
it’s the only way they can hear it